PS: Edibles not needed!

I preach like a shy gypsy prankster
I think like plato and karl marx were lovers
I fall like a graceful humpty dumpty
I stand tall like Jon Snow disguised as Joffrey

I meditate like a bureaucratic hippie
I teach like a drunk yoda
I dance like whacky winds and clumsy whales
and breathe like beyonce at coachella

yes,
my life is satire, irony,
paradoxes, puns and drama
all rolled into a messy joint
that's getting me super trippy
- a high like no drug can ever!